I stopped off at Mitchell's Tavern last night, after working a double shift.  I had a couple of beers, watched whatever sports show was on the tv, and engaged in light chatter with the barmaids.  I was about to leave, when one of the barmaids ended her shift, and sat down next to me to relax herself.  She had just started there a few weeks ago.  She's a pretty blond, age 24, with a nice figure.  She's married and has a one year old.  She told me about her son, and we compared scars (I showed her the hole in my arm), then the interview began.
Her:  So, are you married?
Me:   No.
Her:  Have you ever been married?
Me:   Nope.
Her:  Are you interested in getting married?
Me:   Yes.
Her:  Do you have any kids?
Me:   No.
Her:  Do you like kids?
Me:   Yes, very much.
Her:  Do you want to have kids?
Me:   Yes, I've been thinking about that more lately, as I get older.
Her:  How old are you?
Me:   43.
Her:  What age woman are you looking for?
Me:   I'm not concerned about age as much as maturity.  A girl too young won't have anything in common with me, and wouldn't be interested in me anyway.    
Her:  So you'd be looking for a woman in her late 20's, early 30's.
Me:   Yeah, that sounds about right.  I'm looking for a woman who wants to settle down and raise a family.  The last woman I went out on a date with is divorced, and already has children.  It's harder to find someone my age who wants to start a family now.  Most women my age already have kids, and don't want more, or they don't intend to start raising kids now.
Her:  What are you going to do tonight,when you get home?
Me:   Take a shower and go to bed.
Her:  Are you going to go to work tomorrow?
Me:   Yes.
Her:  It's time for me to go home.  It's been nice talking with you.  See you later.
Me:   Wait....I feel like I've just been through a job interview, and didn't get the job.
Her:  It wasn't an interview.
So I don't know what was going on.  It was just...weird.