Interview

I stopped off at Mitchell's Tavern last night, after working a double shift. I had a couple of beers, watched whatever sports show was on the tv, and engaged in light chatter with the barmaids. I was about to leave, when one of the barmaids ended her shift, and sat down next to me to relax herself. She had just started there a few weeks ago. She's a pretty blond, age 24, with a nice figure. She's married and has a one year old. She told me about her son, and we compared scars (I showed her the hole in my arm), then the interview began.

Her: So, are you married?
Me: No.
Her: Have you ever been married?
Me: Nope.
Her: Are you interested in getting married?
Me: Yes.
Her: Do you have any kids?
Me: No.
Her: Do you like kids?
Me: Yes, very much.
Her: Do you want to have kids?
Me: Yes, I've been thinking about that more lately, as I get older.
Her: How old are you?
Me: 43.
Her: What age woman are you looking for?
Me: I'm not concerned about age as much as maturity. A girl too young won't have anything in common with me, and wouldn't be interested in me anyway.
Her: So you'd be looking for a woman in her late 20's, early 30's.
Me: Yeah, that sounds about right. I'm looking for a woman who wants to settle down and raise a family. The last woman I went out on a date with is divorced, and already has children. It's harder to find someone my age who wants to start a family now. Most women my age already have kids, and don't want more, or they don't intend to start raising kids now.
Her: What are you going to do tonight,when you get home?
Me: Take a shower and go to bed.
Her: Are you going to go to work tomorrow?
Me: Yes.
Her: It's time for me to go home. It's been nice talking with you. See you later.
Me: Wait....I feel like I've just been through a job interview, and didn't get the job.
Her: It wasn't an interview.

So I don't know what was going on. It was just...weird.