I traded my dog for another one.

Here's my beautiful Katie.





And here's the new dog I got in trade for her.





She had a digestion problem for a few days, (everything she ate turned to poop, watery poop that stuck to her fur), and I had noticed that she'd been scratching, so I figured she needed a haircut. As I'm no beautician, and I only know how to give one type of haircut:

I cut her hair myself, and saved FORTY BUCKS!!

While I was shaving her, I could see the fleas fleeing to the still hairy parts of her. She wouldn't let me trim her face though; she kept biting the trimmer, so I used scissors.

My friends tell her not to worry, that it'll grow back. She hasn't seen herself in a mirror yet...I wonder if she'll bark!